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Created on 2005-02-25 05:16:21 (#6256136), last updated 2007-02-17
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Basic Info| Name: | Cuccussette |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-21 |
| Location: | Italy |
| Website: | Cuccussette's Magic Cauldron |
BioCUCCUSSETTE ( Read Koo- kkoo- 'sseh-tteh' ) Who' s the Alchemist?
Forgive my awful English, I'd learn speaking from a half giant... sorry!
I swear on my glass of absynthe, Coelho - Coehlo pleaz' tell me how write his name! - is not Alchemist model for Cuccussette. Cuccussette is the heir of Lucrezia Borgia and Cyrano de Bergerac (please don't look her nose! ), Alberto Magno, Paracelso, Supergiovane, Shpalman, and other Avengers Superheroes of Italian Bachelor Tradition.
Bitter taste humor, unbridled fantasy, dark humor ( not for or Muggles ), pen and ink or a keyboard, are Cuccussette's favourite weapons. Cuccussette hates fluffy, sugar, fluffy, data movies, free porn or fluffy, free gross, fluffy traditions, Mary Sue, and all the fashion for Muggles TV-drug addict.
Cuccussette fights every day, dressed in Victorian casslock and billowing cape, for ALL WORLD'S DREAMERS. The battle is between DREAMERS \ PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DREAM THEIR DREAMS AND BUY DREAMS FROM TV OR OTHER: do you prefer the magic of dream and poetry?
ART OF WRITING is Cuccussette's favourite weapon against dreams' globalization.
Do you feel acid and anger as hungry snakes? Don't be shy ! Join Cuccussette's Army of Pens! Cuccussette makes the Art of Joking, a Sinphony of Mocking, a poem of Spiting... a Potion's Lab in the kitchen... SOB !
Cuccussette is a teacher ( a - or, better, THE TEACHER - the bastard one ) of Advanced Mockingology and Enforced Potions in a School for young Bully Hoolygans Wizzards. Cuccussette's Scour Potion is the stronger scour knew in the Multiverse.
Dare you goin' in Cuccussette's Potions' Dungeon Lab? No ? Really really? Are you frightening ? If you'll fell in Cuccussette's Cauldron, you'll have vivid dreams and nightmares ( or you'll burp till'end of your days ). Nobody survive to Cuccussette's recipes! Fantasy kills people, better than >Avada Kedavra> or UZI Gun!
If you'll see a dark figure, with dark billowing italian tabarro and Victorian Jackets, ACHTUNG ! ACHTUNG ! Drink with Cuccussette ONLY if you are a Dreamer!
Dare to Dream with Cuccussette the Alchemist! Learn dreaming against the Void! Send Cuccussette's "Cocktails" to your friend and your worst enemy.
Cuccussette's Potions' Lab is not a place for young people, Muggles, etc... In this Lab Cuccussette uses and abuses of: f words, dark spells, fantasy, gel oil non oil, jokes, anti fluffiness spells, heavy metal, snakes, dogs, Mandrake roots for sexual activities...
... If you dislike, put a magical broomsick in your asshole and start cleaning the ceiling!
Forgive my awful English, I'd learn speaking from a half giant... sorry!
I swear on my glass of absynthe, Coelho - Coehlo pleaz' tell me how write his name! - is not Alchemist model for Cuccussette. Cuccussette is the heir of Lucrezia Borgia and Cyrano de Bergerac (please don't look her nose! ), Alberto Magno, Paracelso, Supergiovane, Shpalman, and other Avengers Superheroes of Italian Bachelor Tradition.
Bitter taste humor, unbridled fantasy, dark humor ( not for
Cuccussette fights every day, dressed in Victorian casslock and billowing cape, for ALL WORLD'S DREAMERS. The battle is between DREAMERS \ PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DREAM THEIR DREAMS AND BUY DREAMS FROM TV OR OTHER: do you prefer the magic of dream and poetry?
ART OF WRITING is Cuccussette's favourite weapon against dreams' globalization.
Do you feel acid and anger as hungry snakes? Don't be shy ! Join Cuccussette's Army of Pens! Cuccussette makes the Art of Joking, a Sinphony of Mocking, a poem of Spiting... a Potion's Lab in the kitchen... SOB !
Cuccussette is a teacher ( a - or, better, THE TEACHER - the bastard one ) of Advanced Mockingology and Enforced Potions in a School for young Bully Hoolygans Wizzards. Cuccussette's Scour Potion is the stronger scour knew in the Multiverse.
Dare you goin' in Cuccussette's Potions' Dungeon Lab? No ? Really really? Are you frightening ? If you'll fell in Cuccussette's Cauldron, you'll have vivid dreams and nightmares ( or you'll burp till'end of your days ). Nobody survive to Cuccussette's recipes! Fantasy kills people, better than >Avada Kedavra> or UZI Gun!
If you'll see a dark figure, with dark billowing italian tabarro and Victorian Jackets, ACHTUNG ! ACHTUNG ! Drink with Cuccussette ONLY if you are a Dreamer!
Dare to Dream with Cuccussette the Alchemist! Learn dreaming against the Void! Send Cuccussette's "Cocktails" to your friend and your worst enemy.
Cuccussette's Potions' Lab is not a place for young people, Muggles, etc... In this Lab Cuccussette uses and abuses of: f words, dark spells, fantasy, gel oil non oil, jokes, anti fluffiness spells, heavy metal, snakes, dogs, Mandrake roots for sexual activities...
... If you dislike, put a magical broomsick in your asshole and start cleaning the ceiling!
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..., angst, art, brewing absynthe and spirits, goth clothing, i hate: fluffy, i like: translate fanfictions, love stories without plot, mary sues, read fanfictions, sad endings, slytherins heroes, snape, sugar, x files
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